Well, it's been a long time since I've told you a good story, so here you go! My gas station of choice is very small (two pumps -- total of four cars can get gas at one time) and I needed to get gasoline yesterday morning. I'm out in the third position in my blue polka dotted dress, heels, and pearls pumping gasoline with three men at the other pumps. Well, I finish my business first and get back in the car and was putting my debit card and receipt in my billfold and I hear this horn. Well, Mr. Late for Work Builder is facing me in his big truck and actually beeped the horn at me to move! I was over it! Well, when someone is that rude and crass to a woman, he deserves to wait a little longer....not to mention there was another exit out of the parking lot, but he wasn't smart enough to figure it out.....Anyway, while staring at him intently, I adjust my sunglasses, put my smile in place (the kind that says that implies "kiss my butt"), put my wallet in my...